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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)Saturn’s been sat outside your house in his car for two hours now with the engine running, smoking endless cigarettes and carving shapes into the dashboard with a flick-knife. I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about.

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Queen Celebrates Role As Defender Of The Meh

DEFENDING Britain’s half-arsed interest in God and stuff is the sovereign’s most important role, the Queen said yesterday.

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