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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)Really drunk, you say? At the New Year’s Eve party you went to? Crikey. You must tell me everything.

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Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

EVER seen a happy person get cancer? Exactly. Illness cannot exist in a human that is thinking happy thoughts. It’s important to constantly think positively or you could find yourself with a disease on your hands.

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