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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)Frighten old ladies on the bus this week by passing them a note that says ‘rumpy pumpy’.

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Schools to change baccalaureate to something pupils can spell

SCHOOLS across England are to change the name of the new baccalaureate to something like ‘Bat’ or ‘Cat’.

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