Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)This week, convince colleagues that you’re actually playing air-accordion rather than wafting away a hefty bout of guffing.

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Women's car insurance to cost same as a drunk, blindfolded monkey's

WOMEN are to pay the same for car insurance as a shit-faced monkey with a bag on its head.

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