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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) You’re looking forward to the first album by Dizzee Rascal since he got his inner-ear problem seen to and became simply ‘Rascal’.

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Jim'll Fix It badges to be recalled, melted down and made into statue of Boris Johnson

FIX It badges awarded by Jimmy Savile are to be rounded up, melted down and made into a statue of Britain’s favourite, non-threatening children’s entertainer.

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