Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)This week your hangover becomes so all-encompassing that the Dignitas clinic sends you one of it’s special cups of tea.

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Court forced to differentiate between competing voodoo

DRUID leader King Arthur Pend… John Rothwell has had his particular brand of mojimbo dismissed by the high court.

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