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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)Many people imagine how it’ll end for them – charging into battle surrounded by brothers in arms, diving in front of a speeding car to save the life of a loved one, or trampled by a bull in Pamplona? All I’m going to say to you is ‘anal trauma’.

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Discovery of Earth-like planet means it's okay to destroy Earth

ASTRONOMERS have discovered a habitable planet that we can all just go and live on when we break the Earth.

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