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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)You’ll spend most of this week feeling very pleased with yourself, demonstrating just how easily pleased you are.

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Apple stores covered in jizz

BRITAIN’S bodily fluid cleaners have been working overtime after the launch date for the iPhone 5 was announced.

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