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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)You’ve been telling everyone that Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is an elegantly-constructed and beautifully-acted piece of film making, because that’s what you heard somebody else say when you were walking out of The Smurfs.

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River Cottage downshifters 'must mate with locals'

URBAN professionals escaping to rural areas must contribute to the local gene pool, it has been claimed.

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