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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT)This week you will try to enter America’s Next Top Model. She will kick you in the nuts.

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But I was wearing tights, says violent criminal

US vigilante Phoenix Jones has had his costume-based appeal for leniency rejected.

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