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Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)It’s okay, mine humps people’s legs too. So was yours born like that or did the midwife drop it on its head?

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Shakespeare was an alien, says Emmerich

ROLAND Emmerich says his new film will prove that William Shakespeare was a 300-foot alien.

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