Subscribe

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)Time to break out the nice wine glasses as you find a bottle of Asti in the park that you’re almost certain hasn’t been filled with urine.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Malingerers prescribed a course of hippies

DOCTORS are hoping to reduce the number of patients with back complaints by forcing them to listen to hippies.

Checking article access…

Next story ›