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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. Mind you, she also said that One Direction were just like the Velvet Underground.

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Leaked climate emails force carbon dioxide to resign

CARBON dioxide has resigned from being a gas, it has been confirmed.

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