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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)This week why not conduct a major survey where you somehow forget to ask a lot of rioters why they are such arseholes?

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Satan missing from leaked Zuckerberg photos

THE Lord of Darkness does not appear in any of the leaked private photos of Mark Zuckerberg.

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