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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) This week you will be mocked for using tired 90s phrases. Hey, did you miss a meeting or something?

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Texas struggling with life under communism

TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.

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