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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Thanks for that, he was a right old prick.

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Scientist who discovered secrets of bird erection battling not to have it named after him

THE scientist who discovered how large birds achieve erection has urged his colleagues not to name it after him.

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