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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN)This week, your no-nonsense attitude to work gets you sacked from the homeopathic pharmacy.

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WITH Wikipedia laid low by chronic indignation, the Daily Mash has unselfishly stepped into the breach with a list of today’s Top Ten Must-Have facts:

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