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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) After watching the Tulisa sex video several times this week you come to the inescapable conclusion that she is obviously miming. 

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Apple to charge iPad owners for central heating

OWNERS of the iPad 3 will have to pay Apple a monthly fee for all the heat it generates.

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