Subscribe

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)You’re right that deodorant is completely unnatural, but so is vomiting into my own hands on the top deck of an 82 bus, you malodorous git.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

James Murdoch denies reading resignation email

FORGETFUL former BSkyB chairman James Murdoch has claimed he had no idea he had resigned.

Checking article access…

Next story ›