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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) This week you will come down with woman-flu. Which is exactly the same as man-flu. Why should it be any different? You sexist pig.

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Britain in free-press bullshit extravaganza

BRITAIN is today enjoying a world class exchange of self-righteous bullshit.

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