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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) After the charts success of the Funky Chicken, Disco Duck and The Birdie Song, you’re convinced you’ve got a big hit on your hands with your single ‘Crump Moorhen’.

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Britain's workforce 'needs drugs to cope with the shame'

DOING your job is probably less ethical than taking drugs, it has been claimed.

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