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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Men often say that the hardest thing about having an affair is having to keep up the constant deceit but it’s actually the bit where you try and find another human being prepared to have sex with you.

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65% of UK population has been on Come Dine With Me

ALMOST two-thirds of British people have appeared on Channel 4’s Come Dine With Me, it has emerged.

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