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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) Love is patient. So stop fucking banging on about the washing up.

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British Gas to hire 1,000 trainee bastards

BRITISH Gas will take on 1,000 young people over the next three years and teach them how to be unremitting bastards.

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