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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) This week you offer to spend 12 months feeding and washing Jeremy Hunt. With snapped-off bits of rusty lawnmower and a J Cloth dipped in fox piss.

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Cameron just happens to release names of people damaging Russian interests

DAVID Cameron has casually mentioned the names of some people who are ‘really standing in Russia’s way’.

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