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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) You boycott your local cafe after reading in the paper that a millionaire footballer like Juan Mata has been allowing his brother Fecal to work in the kitchen.

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Battle Royale tops teachers' 100 greatest books list

A SURVEY of teachers’ top books has named Battle Royale as the greatest of all time.

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