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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) When sending back wine for being lacklustre or corked, ignore the waiter’s protests that he’s ‘actually a priest’.

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Workers to be tested for traces of a soul

NEW technology will allow companies to check whether workers have traces of humanity in their system.

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