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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) This week, in a strange case of life imitating art, everyone you meet will be balding with curly hair and singing Bridge Over Troubled Water.

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Sober Britons risk dangerous levels of clarity

DOCTORS have warned that millions of sober people are unprepared for the full horror of modern Britain.

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