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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) An interesting article in the newspaper this week entitled “Isn’t it about time we admitted that articles that start with ‘Isn’t it about time we admitted…’ are usually shit?”

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Angry Scotsman to be released into community

BRITAIN faces the prospect of yet another unemployed, angry Scottish person at large.

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