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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) No, when you can’t be arsed to drag your carcass out of bed to sign on, it’s not ‘writer’s block’.

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Drunk man at bar not lying about being a surgeon

THE pisshead you met at the weekend was telling the truth when he claimed to be a top surgeon.

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