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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Recognition at last for your continued custom as the preservation order on your local pub requires that any alterations must include your bar stool.

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Students at top state schools mostly middle class parents

MOST students at desirable state schools are actually middle class parents in disguise as their children.

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