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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Remember, the bit between your genitals and your bumhole is called ‘the rest of your body’ if you take the long route.

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Festivals not corporate enough, say kids

MUSIC festivals should have more branding and marketing, according to young people.

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