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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) There’s nothing nicer than a little nap after dinner so why not lock the flight cabin door and ignore the shouts of your passengers?

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Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather

AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.

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