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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) This week, why not amuse yourself by thinking up lyrics for the four drumbeats in the Crimewatch theme tune. Starting suggestion – ‘tittybumfuck’.

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Prehistoric baby names trend sees 'Trog' and Gor' make a comeback

RETRO baby names from the early 20th century have been exhausted, creating a trend for prehistoric-sounding options like Ung-Gaah.

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