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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Now you’ve turned 40 it may be time to slow things down a bit. Certainly until the redness goes away.

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China sending 450 million women into space

THE People’s Republic of China has announced plans for its entire female population to become astronauts.

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