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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) Having some foliage tattooed on your arse will revive your pop career and also make it easier to hide in gardens.

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Football matches ruining magic of transfer market

FOOTBALL fans are furious that matches are diverting attention away from the transfer market.

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