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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) An idle thought on Friday is wondering if the One Direction tour bus has the sign ‘No tools left in this vehicle overnight’.

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Sex survey finds 100% of editors want excuse to publish sexy picture

ALL newspaper and website editors will take any excuse to run a picture of naked people, according to a new sex survey.

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