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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) If you sit on this horoscope it feels like somebody else is reading it.

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Hodgson finalises World Cup excuses formation

ENGLAND manager Roy Hodgson has settled on a first eleven excuses for failure at next year’s World Cup.

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