Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Your nan has really dramatic music playing whenever she walks around ever since she bought her Hans Zimmer frame.

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Narcissists finally get to have sex with themselves

A SEX app for Google Glass is being hailed as a revolution in narcissism.

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