Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) When the people at either end of the skipping rope have the handles up their arses, it’s known as ‘Double Dutch’.

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Recession preferable to smug Osborne

GRINDING financial hardship is preferable to seeing George Osborne looking pleased with himself, Britons have decided.

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