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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) You’re going to protest against homophobia in the Winter Olympics by giving the same level of a shit about the event as you always do.

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Alien doughnut proves Krispy Kreme not of this Earth

KRISPY Kreme doughnuts are weird because they come from Mars, it has emerged.

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