Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Get your Victoria Derbyshire name by combining your favourite Spice Girl and English county. Yours is Scary Rutland.

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Meulensteen discovers Magath has drunk his tea

EX-FULHAM manager Rene Meulensteen is furious that a pot of tea he had brewed to perfection was consumed by his replacement.

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