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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) After you’re charged £1.40 for a can of coke in some artisan coffee shop hellhole, you hope it comes with a glass, lots of ice and another can of coke.

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Twitter exercise demonstrates how unpopular teacher is

A TEACHER has proved what an imbecile he is by attempting to demonstrate how quickly messages spread on social media.

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