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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) You have one of those “This dog lives here” signs in your front window. Not because it’s vicious, more as a warning that your house stinks.

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Weather breakthrough prompts idiot to bang on about chaos theory

LONG-RANGE weather forecasting is impossible because of the chaos theory, according to office worker Tom Logan. 

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