Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) You’re reminded of how boundless human optimism is this Friday when you go into the gents of a provincial real ale pub and find a condom machine.

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Photoshop expert finds proof of ghosts

AN expert in Photoshop and other graphics software, has found conclusive proof that ghosts exist.

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