How to be a mouthy yob who hangs around Parliament trying to intimidate people

Film everything on your mobile phone Now that you’ve decided you’re a journalist, make sure to film everything on your mobile phone so you can show people on Facebook just how important you really are. And you never know, Emma from school, who ended up going out with Nathan and not you, might see it and realise she made a huge mistake.

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Woman who did declutter left with phone, duvet and vibrator

A WOMAN who carried out a declutter has been left with only her phone, duvet and vibrator.

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