How to drive on the motorway

IT IS surprisingly easy to drive on the motorway, even if you are a stupid bastard.

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I paid fifty-five quid to see a film I've seen before, London man tells northern parents

A MAN who lives in London has admitted to his northern parents that he paid £55 for a ‘cinema experience’.

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