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How to make sure every single conversation ends up being about you

DO you hate listening to people tediously drone on about themselves when you’re clearly much more interesting? Here’s how to steer the conversation round.

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Spice Girls headlining Glastonbury 'will end world'

IF the Spice Girls top the bill at the Glastonbury Festival, the world will cease to exist, it has been confirmed.

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