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How to play Connect Four with Theresa May

Rule 1. If it looks like she’s going to lose, the game will be cancelled.

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Artisan gin producers really scraping the weirdly-flavoured barrel

ARTISAN gin manufacturers have no idea if there are any palatable flavours left, they have admitted.

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