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How to pretend a surprise party is 'fun'

Drink Heavy, hard and constantly. You’ll need next-level inebriation to muster believable excitement about seeing your former work colleagues and vague relations.

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Firing people nowhere near as hard as everyone thinks, boss discovers

A MIDDLE-MANAGER has discovered that sacking employees is not ‘the hardest part of the job’ but actually quite a buzz. 

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