How to write a bestselling novel when you haven't a f*cking clue

HAVE you always dreamt of writing a bestselling novel even though you haven’t the faintest f*cking idea what you’re doing? This is how it’s done.

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Idiots organise child's birthday party for the middle of a Saturday

A CHILD’S birthday party has been organised specifically to f**k up the whole weekend.

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